"It's surprising to see Cristy miss out on some of the other arrangements of Amber's name…" - Bren
A sincere effort was made to uncover all of the hidden messages in Amber's name. However, the anagrams turned out to be so rife with evil that a thorough sample was not viable.
It pains me that our wise and fearless leader, Bren, has found a flaw in my work. In my defence, I'd like to point out that I have thus far proved to be the most pro-active member of Hating Amber.
Did you really think I travelled up North to be there on my mother's birthday? Of course not (we all know that I was raised in the wild by wombats and have no human friends). No, I made an excuse and put almost 400km distance between Amber and I. That's 400km closer to safety and a better, Amber-free world.
What have you done about Hating Amber today?
PS: My mother's birthday isn't on Duck Memorial Day. That would just be embarrassing. I can't believe you guys fell for that!
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