The World Survives Another Christmas

After eating the country of Turkey last year for Christmas; Amber set her sight on a much more lofty goal this year. She decided to consume the country of Chocolate.

Of course this country is fictional but we at I Hate Amber were able to make up some pamphlets and put them in Amber's mailbox (which is made up of kitten heads). Advertised at a whopping big 27,000 square kilometres (think Russia plus China) the country of chocolate was very much inspired by the land of chocolate that Homer Simpson imagines...



The pamphlet read "Everywhere you look there is a chocolate surprise just for you. We are just chock full of chocolate waterfalls and bouncing bunny rabbits that you can take mouthwatering bites out of! So come!"

Amber took the bait and has spent the entire holiday season looking for Chocolate.

These people are sick.

All three of these institutions come from some insignificant area known as the South Island in New Zealand. All these establishments are complete evil for adopting these names. Avoid these places for your holiday fun at all costs.

On a milestone note...

According to our regularly updated counter on the right hand side of this site; Amber has now eaten over 10,000 babies, puppies and kittens.

What Was He Thinking?

Amber dropped a variety of things - properly all instruments of pure evil - and a poor soul decided to help her pick them up. As soon as that happened the man was suddenly attacked by hyenas who chewed out his eyeballs before throwing them up back into his mouth, ripped off his arms and finally castrated him.

The man's final words were "that's what I get for helping Amber..."