What Amber Would Look Like If She Was A Kitten

Sing your hearts out!

These lovely girls have created a brilliant I Hate Amber song. The songwriting is simply breathtaking. Well done them.

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We at I Hate Amber wish to know your opinion. On the right hand side of this page you'll find a poll asking for your preferred methods to do away with Amber. If you have any suggestions - then tell us!

Sucky Parliament.

Parliament today voted 108-13 to strengthen terrorism suppression laws (article)

And the question is asked, where are the Amber suppression laws? This is badly needed; if given a choice between dealing with Amber and terrorists I know who I would choose. Terrorists don't imagine you as lunch. And they smell better.

Britney's back.

Why Amber? Why?

You see Britney Spears did so much worse than sell her soul to the dark prince Satan; she sold it to Amber - who eats Satan for breakfast (he then respawns and she eats him again for dinner and the cycle continues).