Amber hasn't been sighted but from your description that could match at least a dozen people I've slept with. So not totally sure. We also think the use of the name 'Amber' is a bit of a bogus trick she used on you kiwis - everyone is called Steve.Ah, Steve, if you had indeed slept with Amber then you'll probably be missing your penis... along with the rest of your body because she would have eaten you whole.
Or who knows? Maybe Amber has found solace with a country that actually has people as dumb as her... and as ugly... and as smelly...
