It's quite interesting looking at how the masses have been finding our humble site.
Someone from Denmark found this page by searching for "Stuart Murdoch"
A soul from Switzerland found this page by searching for "amber kitten"
An American got a very important message that it's not pig farmers they need to be afraid of when searching for "beware of pig farmers"
Another American found out some useful info when they searched for "amber day"
Three separate inquiries from the UK turned up on the same day and got this page when they searched for "jk rowling breasts"
Finally, rather disturbingly, an American shared Amber's hatred for Safety Patrols when searching for "i hate safety patrols" Could this be another Amber? Do we need to set up an American branch?
Saturday, March 1
The rumours are true: we have won!
Have you found that when you step outside you no longer instantly throw up?
Have you seen the odd smile every now and again?
Do people seem, dare we say it, happy?
Well, the rumours are indeed true. The team at I Hate Amber can confirm that Amber has left New Zealand. We will like to take full credit for this.
Parliament has just passed a bill that declares the month of February as a public holiday known as The Month Where We Could All Breath Again Because That Evil Amber Had Let Us Be. Work on the name of the month is still ongoing.
She still lives, but she's Australia's problem now.
Have you seen the odd smile every now and again?
Do people seem, dare we say it, happy?
Well, the rumours are indeed true. The team at I Hate Amber can confirm that Amber has left New Zealand. We will like to take full credit for this.
Parliament has just passed a bill that declares the month of February as a public holiday known as The Month Where We Could All Breath Again Because That Evil Amber Had Let Us Be. Work on the name of the month is still ongoing.
She still lives, but she's Australia's problem now.
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