A Amber Christmas

Instead of eating the traditional Christmas dinner of turkey, Amber decided instead to eat the country Turkey.... for her entree.

Duck Memorial Day Revisited

Remember DuckMemorial Day? Eye witnesses have now provided us with photographic evidence, including the horrific damage incurred by one of our duck brothers.

The Teddies Take Action

In a similar line to ducks, the teddy bear population has also been outraged at the lack of Amber-extermination policies shown by humans and decided to take action of its own today.

Fortunately, unlike the ducks, the teddy bears survived. But that is mainly due to the fact that teddy bears are not actually alive in the first place (despite the inevitable protests of Little Miss 007 - this is actually a fact).