Conversations With Amber: Part Two

I've previously blogged about Conversations With Amber - a book written by War correspondent Joe Sandstorm about a series of conversations he had with Amber - that first post was from chapter one. Here's a selection from chapter two.

After my first conversation, her ugliness had melted off part my nose - so the next conversation had to take place behind a protective shield. Now some people have compared Amber to a smelly pus-excreting wart that has suddenly developed the ability to walk. I'm more of the school of thought that she is like cancer-infected lungs turned inside out. But I have to say, there is something majestic about the way that slime drips from what I think are her ears. I would say she is a treasure, but one that should be killed and shot off into the sun as soon as possible.

She Got Hungry.

The November 8 New Zealand General Election has been canceled after Amber ate the concept of democracy.

New Zealand shall not be leaderless for long - other forms of governments are due to battle it out in Battle Royale style for the honour. Feudalism is the current favourite.

Amber ate democracy with a side of bacon that was wrapped with chicken breast. For desert, she was going to eat John Key's children before finding out that he had already done so.

The United States election will still go ahead as the electoral college is anything but democracy.