Conversations With Amber

War correspondent Joe "I laugh in the face of danger and sleep with his daughters" Sandstorm, who has previously covered all the most recent and dangerous wars including Iraq and Jupiter has been assumed dead on seventeen different occasions throughout his career and has now attempted his most dangerous mission yet: interviewing Amber. The results of which will be released in his latest book Conversations With Amber: The Girl Who Made Hitler Cry and Forced Pol Pot To Shit His Pants.

He has released to us some bits and pieces of his book.

Joe: Some people have criticised you for the way you eat babies. What do you have to say to that?
Amber: What they talking about? Me prepare yammy kitten sauce and let baby simmer for an hour. It taste super yammy.
Joe: Don't the ethics of the situation concern you at all?
Amber: Some people criticise my use of garlic. But it taste good.
Joe: No, we're not talking about how you prepare the babies for eating. But the rather more pressing issues that you're eating babies.
Amber: I like the little bones. You don't get the little bones when you eat people who are all grown up.

Joe: You met Jesus haven't you?
Amber: He taste good. Bit salty.

Joe: Do you ever not think about eating?
Amber: Yes. Just yesterday I invented wheel.
Joe: Mankind invented the wheel quite some time ago.
Amber: I smash people with wheel and eat them.