Amber Snippets

A lot of new research has been coming out lately in Amberology departments around the world.

• Cerberus, from Greek mythology has recently been sighted as Paris Hilton's latest pet. New evidence suggests that Cerberus was originally created one night when Amber had too many beans and kittens (lethal combination).
• Amber turned Johnny Depp gay.
• It has been confirmed that the town of Rotorua, New Zealand is indeed merely one of Amber's socks.
  
• The Spice Girls reunion is indeed Amber's doing.
• Amber's recently developed third eye is confusing researchers. No one can work out who she got it from. If you see anyone missing an eye please contact the School of Amberology at Oxford University.... Wyoming.