The November 8 New Zealand General Election has been canceled after Amber ate the concept of democracy.
New Zealand shall not be leaderless for long - other forms of governments are due to battle it out in Battle Royale style for the honour. Feudalism is the current favourite.
Amber ate democracy with a side of bacon that was wrapped with chicken breast. For desert, she was going to eat John Key's children before finding out that he had already done so.
The United States election will still go ahead as the electoral college is anything but democracy.
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