Conversations With Amber: Part Two

I've previously blogged about Conversations With Amber - a book written by War correspondent Joe Sandstorm about a series of conversations he had with Amber - that first post was from chapter one. Here's a selection from chapter two.

After my first conversation, her ugliness had melted off part my nose - so the next conversation had to take place behind a protective shield. Now some people have compared Amber to a smelly pus-excreting wart that has suddenly developed the ability to walk. I'm more of the school of thought that she is like cancer-infected lungs turned inside out. But I have to say, there is something majestic about the way that slime drips from what I think are her ears. I would say she is a treasure, but one that should be killed and shot off into the sun as soon as possible.