The rumours are true: we have won!

Have you found that when you step outside you no longer instantly throw up?

Have you seen the odd smile every now and again?

Do people seem, dare we say it, happy?

Well, the rumours are indeed true. The team at I Hate Amber can confirm that Amber has left New Zealand. We will like to take full credit for this.

Parliament has just passed a bill that declares the month of February as a public holiday known as The Month Where We Could All Breath Again Because That Evil Amber Had Let Us Be. Work on the name of the month is still ongoing.

She still lives, but she's Australia's problem now.