It's surprising to see Cristy miss out on some of the other arrangements of Amber's name that sheds light on her true character: for example, STAB MORE HAM, I mean, look at the stats people - pig homicides have increased exponentially since Amber was born. Coincidence? I think not. There's some clear statistical evidence to back that one up.
How about BAM HORSE MAT? I hate to think what this means for the horses of this world. And SHOT EMMA BAR? Are there any unsolved homicide cases involving any Emmas in a Bar? I think we just solved it. Actually, come to think of it - the police have probably already solved it, they're just afraid to approach Amber. You know, because she smells. Have a shower Amber.
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