Code Amber

Code Amber seemed like a great idea. We were stoked to discover that there was an online service that would alert us of Amber's presence. However, it turned out that Amber Alerts had something to do with protecting children. Thanks for getting our hopes up, Code Amber.

Afterthought: If the children were alerted of Amber's presence in the first place, they wouldn't be missing now, would they?

Keep your children safe by making their environment Amber free.