What's the perfect gift for someone who is the source of all evil? A cauldron! We bought Amber one for her birthday (mainly because we were frightened of what she'd do to us if we didn't get her a birthday present). She'll probably use it to make baby stew or something. We didn't have any fresh babies though. Here she is eyeing up a tender human boy for dinner.
We doubt that he will be able to defend himself with that tiny plastic guitar. Sucks to be him!
UPDATE: As a crusader against evil, I understand that my job is very dangerous. Proximity to Amber can put myself and others at risk. I'd like to apologise for jeopardising the safety of a fellow crusader by posting this photo unedited. I have now rectified this situation to protect his identity.
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