Thursday, April 5

New Writings Emerge From Nostradamus



Some people in France have uncovered some additional quatrains of The Prophecies that just go even further to prove how much of a seer this great man was.

His most alarming prediction is that of Amber. A great shame that we couldn't uncover these writings earlier so we could prevent her existence before it was too late.

He wrote:

Upon the year 1986
A creature so vile and disgusting shall be born
The earth will slowly start to die when she arrives
Her name shall be Amber

Oddly for old Nosty (we're on a nickname basis now!), the prediction is oddly specific unlike his other ones which are all vague and bullshit. Plus it doesn't rhyme, and it's not very well written. Still we shall treat everything he writes with great fear. He knows.

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