If Only He Was Still Around...

William Shakespeare could have dealt with Amber one thinks. While trying to think of insults to say to Amber one is often distracted by the disgusting bit of metal protruding from her nose or her fourth eye or her ears (which we will never talk about again - as her ears are the most disgusting of all).

But If old Shakespeare was still around, I bet he'll stand tall and rattle off a few gems like...

"Away, you bottle-ale rascal, you filthy bung, away!"
"Thou art a very ragged Wart."
"Thou crusty botch of nature!"
"Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!"
"If the cook help to make the gluttony, you help to make the diseases."
"Thou stale old mouse eaten dry cheese!"
"Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!"