Amber would have us believe that she was born in 1987, making her a mere 20 years old. However, it is our belief that she doesn't age as we do and may in fact have been tormenting humanity since the dawn of civilization. We cannot yet prove this hypothesis, but this photo confirms that she has been around since at least the 70s.
Who knows what despicable instruments of torture she hwas hiding in those delightful puffy sleaves?
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