Reader Emails

As a vital public service we obviously receive a lot of emails. I thought I'll share one of them today. The first is from young Lucy.

Hi, I went near Amber and am now blind. Also my hand seems to be slowly disintegrating. Also, I have a horn growing out of my head. Also, an extra ear. I am mocked at school. Is there some kind of support group I can join?

Well, THAT IS DISGUSTING. I'm sorry Lucy but you should be SHUNNED FROM SOCIETY. Support group? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? What makes you think that you should be in the company of human beings? Lucy, you shall be a poster child for why you should never go anywhere near Amber. You will die alone.